The canckle and gnat bitsAt all times during this trip, one or the both of us were experiencing at least five of the following maladies (however, I am pleased to report that my feet felt awesome and the low humidity kept my hair frizz-free!):
- headache
- nausea
- explosive diarrhea
- fever
- chills
- night sweats
- a canckle
- concussion and possible brain hemorrhage from falling in the shower
- loss of breath
- faintness
- fatigue
- leg cramps
- menstrual cramps
- cellulitis (in said canckle just dx by Urgent Care)
- bad breath
- gnat bites with itching, swelling, and redness
- parasites?
- extreme flatulence
- heatstroke
- sunburn
- insomnia
- motion-sickness
- irritability
- common cold
- dehydration
- ganglion cyst
- Advil
- blue pills (Peruvian Advil?)
- Tylenol PM
- Imodium AD
- red pills (Peruvian Dramamine?)
- Benadryl
- tampons
- Lidocaine patches
- baby wipes
- sunscreen
- Kleenex
- Carmex
- gum
- water sin gas
5 comments:
Aieeeeee!
Megan! That is awful!! I hope you were able to have fun with it all. And, I guess you got to see what the medical care was like in another country--which is always interesting--and good when it is not an extreme death situation. I hope you are all feeling better!!!
wow, sounds like a great trip! I'm so sad I missed it. Seriously, I'm glad you guys were able to go to see Ross and Yesika and also had a little bit of fun!
Gnat bits?
wendy
Sounds like every trip i've ever taken to another country. I'm glad you could experience it too.
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