SoS says...

Dear SoS,

There's this guy who lives in my dorm, and he's cute, and he talks to me, I think we would be a good match. The only thing, he's a hunter and I'm sort of a vegetarian, do you think it could work?
-Animal Lover

Dear Ellen Animal Lover,

Yes, it can work. Here’s why... first of all, you are not really that much of animal lover because last Friday I saw you eat a chicken sandwich, your first solid food was bratwurst, you recently killed a mouse and you barely even miss your dog Jack since you left for college. Face the facts; you are a smoking hot babe who is single and ready to mingle. Give the hunter a chance; men in camouflage are the new black.

-SoS

So-called animal lover/vegetation