Final Tally

Sometimes I think that when I die and go to heaven, God is going to run a report on me and tally up all the things I have done in my life. He might tell me how many hours I have slept, how many cookies I have eaten, number of dollars I spent on coffee, etc. He might have some really cool pie charts or bar graphs to illustrate particular areas of stength and weakness. After we review the data, I assume we would have a one-on-one about the whole life experience and discuss what is next, like what kind of job I am going to have in heaven or where I am going to be living for all of eternity.