Remember when I said I would blog all week and then have a big surprise for you on Thursday? The flaw with that plan was that a) I have nothing else to say all week and b) I am very impatient. Soooo, you will get your surprise on Wednesday! Whatever could it be? No one has any idea!! No one at all!! Please feel free to make ridiculous guesses and whoever's guess is furthest from the truth will win a prize in the form of me talking about your best qualities on my blog. The SURPRISE post could appear at anytime after 12:01 a.m. on Wednesday morning and whoever is the first to post a comment wins a prize in the form me talking about your best qualities on my blog. Are you excited? Super duper excited? Me too!
9 comments:
Furthest from the Truth? Jake is letting you buy your dream collection of MBTs!
that is an oxymoron.
You have been chosen to adopt another child AND you are pregnant--with twins.
bush and tush have reunited and chosen you to be their surrogate mother so as not to have kim match her front with her back if she were to be with child?
xoxo from thailand (does that get extra points?),
kelly
your surprise is that you purchased a replica of prince hot ginge's pink undies as an early christmas gift to yourself. AM I RIGHT?
ahhh christ. i commented the same thing twice and deleted the subsequent post. okay, bye for realsies this time!
It's got to be either:
1) Jake has the most hopeless swimmers AND/OR
2) Chinese acupuncture is the worst thing in the world AND/OR
3) You had air fresheners installed in P-diddy's posterior and now she's a walking potpourri
Phew..i'm spent.
Sincerely,
Pat-rick.
your bro-in-law and k-dash have a sex tape
-charlie
it could be far from the truth, but i like the sound of it
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