July 22, 2012

the golden years


"Remember when you were a kid and your mom would blog about you? And you were like, "Mo-om, that is so embarrassing!". Excerpt from my girls' forthcoming memoir, working title "Smothered to Perfection".

I have two Go To foods this week: peanut butter sandwiches and yogurt tubes from the freezer. They are easy and appropriate at anytime of the day. Oh, you are starving at 6:00 a.m. for "something treatable"?  Okay, you win, have a treat - here's a peanut butter sandwich. Oh, you have four incisors cutting and wicked diarrhea, here have a fro-yo!"

My oldest daughter is into yodeling and can also do a mean loon call. My youngest knows to say "baby! baby!" when you have something she wants, as in, "give it to the baby, bitch" She is also a professional dog spotter saying "dog" every time she spies one. My favorite husband just found out he is going to Hong fricken Kong in September! And as for me and my hobbies?  See above.

Nori's cautious nature and Hen's bravery make them well-suited  playmates at Eagl'es Nest

Eaglet in her nest

neighborhood backyard puppet show

this girl dug $5 out of her piggy back to donate

Slip N Slide 2012

hoodlums

like big sister
like little sister

best friends


VID00007 from Megan Seltz on Vimeo.



VID00008 from Megan Seltz on Vimeo.

July 17, 2012

Henny Cate

now available with hair bow

July 15, 2012

home

I love coming home after a trip, everything seems slightly different. My house is more spacious and for some reason smells like new paint, but it's probably just fumes from a mobile meth lab.  Another successful family vacation... the girls had a wonderful time and created lots of lasting memories. I created a video montage of our trip only to discover that the song I used as the soundtrack had the F-word in it  twice. I thought they were saying "we don't give a fuuuun". Just pretend like you didn't notice.


Rock Lake 2012 from Megan Seltz on Vimeo.




live music and dancing

this move is "very fashion"

this baby will not sit still

pouting in the park

July 10, 2012

Rock Lake 2012

we barely had room for the dead body we brought up to bury

Hello from vacation! The weather is here, wish you were beautiful. It's been in the 80's and sunny every day which never happens!  I am such a B  I had to leave the entire family during breakfast to come in to the metropolis that is Pillager to walk the high school track and download photos. If you are wondering why I don't just walk near the lake, clearly you have never been dived bombed by horseflies who are working in tandem with mosquitoes to distract you so the mosquitos can devour your ankles. Also, I think you know how I feel about eating big breakfasts...I can not eat like that and keep my dainty frame. I am at the Shanty drinking blueberry pomegranate iced tea, but am having trouble concentrating because the radio is on loud so do forgive if me I can not stay focused.

Everyone is here except Jaimie who had to stay and work on the farm this week but Charlie brought his new girlfriend, Sam, who Nori described as "so adorable". We have  been eating, reading, playing, swimming, boating, camp fire-ing, crafting, scratching, crying, running, biking, and sleeping. I mean not all of us have done all of those things, but at least one of us has done at least one of those things. Or possibly more than one. We celebrated Jake's birthday after I smuggled a DQ ice cream tennis cake up on dry ice and then we celebrated Liz's birthday with cupcakes the next day So far we have made cheeseburgers, pulled pork sandwiches with spicey slaw, stuffed shells, and tonight fish tacos. How was your ham sammy? Anyway, I am tan as never which is good for my skin but bad for picking up guys which is actually good for my marriage so it's really all good. Nori &  Hen love the water and swim their cute little butts off! It's so cool they can grow up having awesome trips like this with their family! I meant it's not all awesome, like when I blew up at my mom when she arrived with 10 bags of groceries to make two breakfasts but maybe that is my issue. Whenever I get those bad feelings, I just tell myself "Megan, your issues are bothering you, don't freak. They are just your issues and they will go away". Sometimes it works better than others. Also, the bugs and the waking up at 5:30 with the kids is hard, but slamming the frozen daiquiris and jumping in the lake part makes up for it (geez don't freak, I am fine and always wear a flotation device.) So in summary, it's wonderful expect when I spaz but then I recover and it's better.  Also, we made a video, more of documentary really with commentary on the cabin fashion scene.


Cabin Couture 2012 from Megan Seltz on Vimeo.


p.s. I think I would blog more if I wasn't such such a bad typer and even badder at English

the green cabin, home of the world's rustiest water

collecting snails

tap dancing on the S.S. Jalopy

kayaking with Grandma

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birthday bike ride with papparazi

Jake - double amputee

Charlie- traditional dive

Casey - aquatic headstand

Ellen - single amputee

Megan -modified split

Happy Hour, notice Nori's beers

Hol after 10 hour canoe trip

Notice the initials on the hat?

The Seltzbickis

blinded by the light

yes, that vision in tie-dye is drinking her first beer ever

July 04, 2012

Happy 4th of July!

baby blues
D snuggles in for Planet Earth marathon
wagon buds

great to day play MindPetters

hat trick

Big girl baby blues

impromptu sprinkler run
water girl